Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Hate Party's Pinup Girl, doing another major media interview about how she's being silenced by the media

Miss Prejean unhooks the mike when  a gay caller phones in. So much for The Free Speech Babe.

Rolling out the gay panic defense again

The Army's not the only branch of the service with lunatics on the payroll:

USMC Reservist Jasen Bruce, 28, who moonlights as a beefcake model,yesterday beat a robed Greek Orthodox priest with a tire iron, claiming the man had groped him sexually and said "Alluha Akbar." The priest, who speaks little English, says he was lost and asking for directions. Later Bruce recanted his claim that the priest spoke Arabic to him and said he didn't understand him at all. The priest is 5'6" and Bruce is a giant roided-out bodybuilder.


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The priest was lost in the Channel District and needed directions to Interstate 275, so he tapped a U.S. Marines reservist on the arm and, in a thick Greek accent, asked for help. That's how police say the incident began. But Lance Cpl. Jasen Bruce said the man, who was wearing a robe, sandals and a long beard, propositioned him in English and grabbed his genitals. Both versions of events end the same way – with the priest recovering from a beating with a tire iron, the Marine reservist under arrest and police investigating a possible hate crime. The Rev. Alexios Marakis, visiting from Greece, had performed a blessing of a retired Greek priest in the West Shore area before accidentally exiting I-275 into downtown Monday evening, police said. Marakis followed cars into the Seaport Channelside Apartments on Twiggs Street and got out to ask for help.

Bruce, a reservist with a West Palm Beach unit since March, had his trunk open so he could get dry cleaning out, police said. Bruce, who lives in the apartment building, was not in uniform. Bruce grabbed a tire iron from the trunk, hit Marakis four times over the head and chased him about three blocks before pinning the priest, police said. In a 911 call, Bruce made a derogatory comment about a man he said was a terrorist and was trying to rob him and had grabbed him in a sexual manner, police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said. When officers arrived, police say, Bruce told them he heard the man say "Allahu Akbar" – Arabic for "God is great." "That's what they say before they blow you up," Bruce said, according to police. But at a news conference today, Bruce's attorney said his client didn't understand what Marakis said. "Lance Cpl. Bruce defended himself with the full legality of the law for being sexually attacked and potentially robbed," lawyer Jeffrey Brown said.

Bruce is free on $7500 bail and faces charges of battery with a possible hate crimes enhancement. The Marine Corps will wait for the criminal investigation to conclude before taking any action of their own. Two years ago Bruce pleaded no contest to battery on a tow truck driver.

This week with Congressman Henry Brown

It's been a slow week for Congressman Henry Brown (R-Piggly-Wiggly). He's in favor of veterans and letting old white men like himself control women's bodies, and oh, by the way, he doesn't want anyone else to get health care. Just another day in the Hate Party back benches.

And his staff can't figure out the diff between his news releases and his blog.

Just kinda silly looking

Poor Anaconda, still trying to grow a beard.

sic willie hoodie

Republican Party to vets: drop dead. Please.

Senator Tom Coburn is a scumbag, and he still hasn't done anything about the rampant lesbianism in Oklahoma:


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Streetcorner catfight

Boy Fogle's picking one of his periodic intramural fights with his bromance manque', Anaconda. In this one he calls out the Big Wang for a lack of due diligence digging out a story, while shilling for Henry McMaster, one of Boy's paymasters' biggest clients. Which, as usual, goes undisclosed.

Boy's great triumph of due diligence, of course, was last year's breathless report that Virginia Governor Tim Kaine was to become Obama's veep and the whole state government was getting verklempt about what to do about it.

Another GOP consultant, another SC blog

Welcome to the blogdom! to Michael Rentiers, who hails from the Joe Wilson/Wesley Donehue camp of the GOP and apparently sensed a need for still more political consultant/bloggers.

Too soon to know where he will come down on issues, but he's off to an intriguing start arguing that the Republican Party needs moderates, just as long as they don't get off the rez on a long list of litmus-test issues.

-but transit is socialist, and you'd have to sit near black people.

A Low Country columnist says all the Boeing assembly line will create is traffic unless policy makers get serious about public transit- like they have in Seattle:



The State of South Carolina’s $450 million incentive package to recruit Boeing is probably only the beginning of the costs associated with bringing badly needed industrial production jobs to the Lowcountry.   With starting wages of $14 per hour and benefits which probably won’t match the generous allowances of years ago, many of these new jobs are not the lucrative economic drivers the higher pay and better benefits were at the Navy Yard years ago.
While fond hope must reside in the hearts of real estate developers and car dealers that this will revive the auto centric suburban sprawl of years past which left Mount Pleasant with 1500 empty houses, these wages aren’t going to support purchasing homes on Mount Pleasant’s suburban fringe, putting a child in daycare and covering a car payment.
Making a job at Boeing work on these wages will require providing residents with a life which is faster, more efficient and cheaper...



(h/t Indigo Journal)

Family Values above all.

Boy Fogle's's high-fiving himself for beating Anaconda to a cheesy, frat-boy fantasy pic of the Clemson women's crew.

Transforming SC politics, indeed.

Don't confuse me with the facts.

Bilgrimage fills out the story of the Marine reservist and sometime male model who took out after a lost Greek Orthodox priest trying to ask for directions in broken English.


Bilgrimage goes on to illuminate the nativist, Know-Nothing strain in American life, where people can cobble together completely opposed ideas: like that Islamic terror groups, who call for a caliphate under strict religious law (where they already cheerfully hang people for being gay) will recruit gays to to to Fort Lauderdale:
According to the Tampa Bay Online account, Bruce alleges that Father Marakis propositioned him in English—a language he speaks with difficulty—and grabbed his genitals, and then ran off shouting “Allahu Akbar” in Arabic—a language he doesn’t speak at all. The local story also notes that Lance Cpl. Bruce has a history of previous assaults. In 2007, he was accused of assaulting a tow-truck driver when his Jaguar was about to be towed. Bruce told police on this occasion that the truck driver had grabbed him to prevent his getting into his car.

Shame. There's nothing else to say.

Bilgrimage notes the long list of Hate Districts in the Catholic Church that shoveled cash into Bishop Malone's campaign to create The People's Theocracy of Main, and concludes, rightly:
There will come a day when historians will take note of this list for what it really is: a hall of shame of American Catholic dioceses which, in the first decade of the 21st century, chose to use the resources of their faith community to make the lives of a targeted minority harder than they already are.

The Hate Party eats another of its own.

Having first fucked her over in her bid for  Congress, the New York Republicans have stripped Dede Scozzafava of her leadership post in the New York legislature for not being conservative enough.

Looks pretty gay-for-pay from here.

A male model decides he will show off his butchosity by beating a Greek Orthodox priest with a tire iron. The reason? He looked fo-reeen.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Why not just deny them burial outright? Isn't burial around straight people an erosion of marriage?

The governor of Rhode Island, extending the Hate Brand for his party, says it's somehow an erosion of opposite-marriage if a gay person dies and his/her partner gets to make the funeral arrangements rather than, say, vengeful family members who want to, say, make the dead seem straight one last time so the living can feel better.

He punts to the public, saying, they should be relied on to indulge their darkest instincts. Legislatures should just sit out anything controversial.

A good measure of hate is how hard you're willing to look for trivial, deniable, ways to express it. And the Republican Party is, increasingly, showing itself willing to look under every pebble on the beach.

Will's Teachable Moment

Anaconda ran a post the other day about a concert celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall. The concert was put on by the band U2, and sponsored by the American TV network MTV. It was a free concert, but only 10,000 people could attend, and MTV built a six and half foot wall around the concert venue so that people who didn't have free tickets couldn't see much of the concert celebrating the removal of the real wall. The concert lasted half  an hour. U2 did six songs. MTV broadcast one.

Anaconda says this fabuloso event symbolizes how America became a socialist nation.

So last night there were the official celebrations, including a concert at the Berlin Cathedral and a performance by Bon Jovi at the same place U2 taught us such a valuable lesson. His concert had no wall around it.

Any more lessons to be learned, 'conda?

Like Princess Diana, Miss Prejean makes a living seeking what she hates: attention.

The former Miss California says free speech means you should never get challenged for anything you say. She's so outraged by enduring seven whole months of being a paid shill for Christianism she's written an instabook celebrating her resilience. She says her sex tape isn't a sex tape but you can call it that if  you want to, but it is, somehow, sexting.

If anyone can find a coherent message in this interview, do write and explain it:


Who knew? Being gay is an act of domestic terrorism.

While on the one hand they claim to be victims of, well, pretty much whatever annoys them, Christianist Haters are also trying to suppress the speech of, well, pretty much whoever annoys them.

They're foreign, who cares?

Dropping gaols for aliens in the middle of nowhere is the new model for economic development:

These immigration prisons constitute the new face of imprisonment in America: the speculative public-private prison, publicly owned by local governments, privately operated by corporations, publicly financed by tax-exempt bonds, and located in depressed communities. Because they rely on project revenue instead of tax revenue, these prisons do not need voter approval. Instead they are marketed by prison consultants to municipal and county governments as economic-development tools promising job creation and new revenue without new taxes. The possibility of riots usually goes unmentioned.

A brief guide to avoiding Patels and Pakis

Fleabag hotels are, apparently, only run by brown people.

News from Planet Spartanburg

Wolfe Reports has a fascinating piece on why political monocultures are a bad thing. When you're accountable to no one, you have time for this sort of risible stuff.

Dogs and cats, living together- real wrath of God stuff

South Carolina-based columnist Kathleen Parker finds change annoying, and makes a good living off it:


It is, in other words, precisely the world in which we actually live. For all her railing against our decadent times, Parker is a stalwart defender of the status quo, committed to the arbitrary prejudices of our age -- recall her problem with men in jewelry -- and skeptical of anyone whose ideology might challenge our present state of affairs. She is literally a conservative, which means she is nothing of a Republican. And it is only by pretending that we are much, much further along the road to perdition than we actually are that Parker can look longingly back to some lost age of decency.
"The great thing about having five mothers," she told me, "was that with each one you get a new religion and new décor. Women take everything. When you get a divorce? They take the switch plates. So we lived in an empty house the last three years in high school. We literally had no furniture."
Parker writes for those who want to keep the furniture in place, the house unstripped. Week after week, she bolts the living-room set to the floor. And at a time when the low rumble of a moving truck suggests not hope of change but fear of loss, she is more popular than ever.

Not a good bar pickup line

Boy Fogle says equal athletic opportunities for women bore him.


But he's still excited that USC QB Stephen Garcia "is so excited that he’s frolicking around like a Unicorn chasing a rainbow."

At last, the SC GOP settles on an identity

Waldo's tagged the GOP a variety of ways: The Old Confederacy & Buffalo Commons Party, for its geographic isolation; the Lawn Jockey Party for its racial insensitivity.

But thanks for its recent campaign choices and Anaconda's lionization of the Wingnuts of Charleston, it's time to settle on a new name.

The Hate Party. They are defined, proudly, by whom they exclude, by whom they reject, by whom they fear. No one in the blogdom will speak out against it. They are all too busy making money off hate. The ones who aren't just sit it out, letting others carry the pitchforks and torches forward. "We don't do social issues."

Somewhere, Adam Fogle, who made the case that funding a Gay Pride event meant his personal security was compromised, must be wanking himself silly.

Could be worse, if that's possible to imagine.

Waldo admits: he got suckered by the Traditional  Democratic Party Approach to gay rights: do the dinners, promise the moon, and kick the can down the road to the election cycle that, like Godot, never comes. We hang on simply because indifference is better than the active hate the GOP would be pursuing if they were in power.Time to, as Pam Spaulding says, cut off the gayTM.

Americablog has a pretty horrific bill of particulars of the indifference of the Obama administration (which, of course, is bidness as usual in South Carolina):

Can you give examples of how the President and Democrats have not been fierce advocates for the civil rights of gay and lesbian Americans?

Who knew? South Carolina Republicans have bisexual urination tournaments to choose their nominees!

It's getting to be so frequent Waldo thinks it needs cataloguing: the Republican obsession with genitals as a metaphor for public policy. From Rush Limbaugh's obsession with "anal poisoning" (his personal anal issues got him out of the Viet Nam draft) to The Garnet Spy's anxieties, it's becoming increasingly apparent this is a party whose old, white members live in daily terror of molestation of their orifices by  Unknown Alien Forces:
In the contrived urination tournament between the two conservative campaigns for governor, Grooms’ and Lexington State Representative Nikki Haley’s, there has been a LOT of nonsense being cast about, mostly – as my sources offer – from the Grooms campaign.